I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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