trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Randomize
