I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Four minutes until I can fart!
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
