I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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