so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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