btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It's blow job season.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Randomize
