All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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