So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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