Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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