No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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