I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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