have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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