Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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