the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
home. puking in laundry basket.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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