i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
