I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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