It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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