maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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