Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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