So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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