I got chris browned last night
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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