so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Green mimosas i think yes
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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