so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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