I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Jerry, you need to find god
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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