sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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