Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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