I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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