Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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