Just fell off a train. Bad.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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