It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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