i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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