You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Randomize
