Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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