I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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