Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
its not stalking. its research.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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