i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
