how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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