My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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