i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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