I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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