On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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