I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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