I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
The chlamydia really affected his face.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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