Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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