She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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