I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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