i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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