i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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