I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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