Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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