Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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