Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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