im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
