Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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