How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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