Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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