If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
im on a boat
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