No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
