People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Randomize
